These shorts smell nasty!

too fat

No wonder why he is biking alone

about to go on a nude bike ride (fat butt)

putting on some black underwear

Warming himself in the sun

Sitting in the grass nude at sunrise!

The people in the valley must be laughing at him

Showing off his ghostly white back muscles

Will anyone resuce him if he gets a flat?

Pulling down his boxers to moon the city?

Will this bike seat deform his butt?

Where should he place his butt on the bicycle seat?

Who wants to help him change a flat tire?