too fat

shadows on his body (nude biker)

about to go on a nude bike ride (fat butt)

No wonder why he is biking alone

Warming himself in the sun

putting on some black underwear

Sitting in the grass nude at sunrise!

The people in the valley must be laughing at him

Will anyone resuce him if he gets a flat?

Showing off his ghostly white back muscles

Will this bike seat deform his butt?

Where should he place his butt on the bicycle seat?

Pulling down his boxers to moon the city?

Who wants to help him change a flat tire?